Absolutely Speechless…

“No-one would have believed, in these the opening years of the twenty-first century that our personal gardening affairs were being observed from the perimeter plots of the allotment garden. No-one could have dreamed that all our cultivations and plans were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. To our mind few gardeners could ever consider the possibility of the utter destruction of other peoples’ plots. And yet, across the small and intimate space of this supposedly communal council garden, minds most assuredly inferior to ours regarded our plot with envious eyes, and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against it…”

Apple tree destroyed by a saw....
This is what envy looks like, I think…
Apple tree destroyed???
No, you are not seeing things…

Not everyone in a garden is a gardener

Not everyone in the garden is a gardener…